If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

London audiences are tricky, too. They don't laugh as much as the Northern audiences because, and I hate to say this, they are a bit cleverer normally, and they are picking up on all the little details and listening more carefully.

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

That's what gives people hope - that you can still love someone from afar and you can still have those feelings across an ocean.

I think there's as much profundity and wisdom in Shakespeare, more so in fact, than those in the Bible.

I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm not Frank Bough, either. I am getting older and a bit more sensible. I'm not going to be popping up in dungeons every six months. If you catch me preaching fidelity while I am shagging chickens then throw the book at me. Otherwise, leave me alone.