Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem - in much the same way as I'm having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I'm not comparing myself to Jesus - I don't want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again.

As soon as I see period costume, I turn off. It's like hearing drama on Radio 4.

You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!

I'm just attracted to playing people who are ostensible unlikable. That's not to say that there's something in there that makes you care. It might be that you just find them so awful that you just can't stop watching, like a car crash.

Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.

I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown, but I knew I had this skill.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.