The tabloids operate in an amoral parallel universe where the bottom line is selling newspapers.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

I'm not like a politician that goes around talking about family values. And I can't get fired from being a funny person because I did something that most people are disapproving of. I think people are just obsessed with this morality that people perceive as being the right and wrong way of doing stuff.

I'm really encouraged by Pope Francis, because I think his attitude is totally laudable.

What I don't like is dance music or hip hop or any of that sort of thing.

It’s our imperfections that make us vulnerable, make us interesting. How can I make myself a bit of an asshole and still have humanity about it?