I am not a politician going around bragging about family values or putting myself on some ridiculous virtuous pedestal. I write comedy. And I am an actor. I am not going to solve the nation's problems. I don't actually spend my life in the way the tabloids like to think I do. I actually spend 95 percent of it writing comedy. Sober. Well, nearly sober anyway.

That was liquid football

What I don't like is dance music or hip hop or any of that sort of thing.

Comedy is unique in the sense that laughter is a palpable noise that everyone makes.

I'm really encouraged by Pope Francis, because I think his attitude is totally laudable.

I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.