I knew lots of Irish ladies in my life who would say daft things and then would just say something incredibly truthful in a very simple way with simple language - a few well chosen words that would take an intellectual five minutes to express. I like that.

That was liquid football

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

There is a strong ethical dimension to the best comedy. Not only does it avoid reinforcing prejudices, it actively challenges them.

In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.