Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked like a lot of fun.

Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem - in much the same way as I'm having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I'm not comparing myself to Jesus - I don't want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again.

Even great people are always slightly disappointing, which is generally what makes them interesting.

The important thing is not to be defined by what others think of you.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

When you tour you become more intimate with your audience. It's like I need reassurance that they like me or at least find me relevant. And that I can still do it.

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.