I am of the very last generation who didn't have computers at school. As we grow old we'll become something of an aberration.

If you chase something too desperately, it eludes you.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I don't go to premieres, unless I'm contractually bound to.

If you start to disrespect the character you're playing, or play it too much for laughs, that can work for a sketch, it will sell some gags, but it's all technique. It's like watching a juggler - you can be impressed by it, but it's not going to touch you in any way.

As soon as I see period costume, I turn off. It's like hearing drama on Radio 4.