There are 100,000 actors in the Screen Actors Guild. Only 2,000 of them make more than $75,000 a year.

I'm just thinking all the time. There are times when I don't really need to think. You know what I mean? If you think about stuff for five hours, you really only need to do like five minutes and the rest of sort of rehashing it and dramatically going over it.

The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles.

If I buy a luxury gift for someone I love, it's got to be perfect. The product has to be in perfect condition from the company. If I'm going to buy a luxury watch or luxury car or clothing for someone I love, it's got to be perfect, and they've got to handle it perfectly. They have to pack it perfectly. I want the people that I love to have that great experience, because you're paying so much, you should have it perfect.

Read more. Read. Read. Read. Deeply, widely, read. Learn all kinds of subjects. The smarter you are as an actor, the better an actor you'll be.

Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?

It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.