The problem in our community is not the women - I mean, they've done all they can do.

Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

Women want their love to be reciprocated in the same way they give it; they want their romantic lives to be as rewarding as they make them for their potential mates; they want the emotions that they turn on full blast to be met with the same intensity; and they expect the premium they put on commitment to be equally adhered to, valued, and respected.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere