Everybody by your side ain't on your side

You can't tell big dreams to small minded people.

I'm still very much a Christian and have a great relationship with God. I love Him, but one of my flaws is that I cuss.

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, "Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day". And 15 years later, I did.

The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do.

It's really unimaginable that I could start where I was and get here today.