I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.

Men and women really do want the same things. We just need each other to bring it out. That's really the truth of the matter.

You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

I don't see the women as a problem. The women are doing all they can do. They're heading up households; they're single parents; they're breadwinners; they're the 'mamas,' they're the 'daddies,' they're the 'uncles.' They take the kids to school; they take them to doctors, you know? They take them to games. I see it all the time.

We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, "Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by".