THE MORE PEOPLE YOU HELP BECOME SUCCESSFUL, THE MORE SUCCESSFUL YOU BECOME.

Love is never going to go out of style, a man is always going to want to have the love of a woman. She just needs a game plan to work out how to get his love.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

I was always a dreamer with high aspirations, but I kept coming up short my whole life.

The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.

Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else's reality while doing nothing about yours.

You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.