A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.