Canadian pride may not rest on our sleeves, but it resides deeply in our hearts.

The question to everyone's answer is usually asked from within.

You probably wouldn't remember. I probably couldn't forget.

It is never too late to be who you might have been. It is always possible

Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.

We hate to be cheering for high gas prices. The reality is that's what's happening.

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.