If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.