Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.