Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.