I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.
Let me tell you something, planes and kids... I've got a 3 and 1 year old, I don't wish that on anybody.
I don't care if you've just won an Oscar, you still have to campaign for parts.
I'm not a leading guy.
I'm convinced women actually think they can read minds. Like when a woman goes, "I can tell you don't want to hang out with me today." And you're like, "What are you talking about? I actually do!"
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.