Amy Pond: 'I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.' The Doctor: 'Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. [He Smiles] I am definitely a madman with a box.

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below

I like that Helen Mirren has been saying the next doctor should be a woman. I would like to go on record and say that the Queen should be played by a man!

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best.

I was called a misogynist because I was reducing women to mothers. 'Reducing women to mothers' – now there is possibly the most anti-women statement I've heard.

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.