I'm dramatically underexposed. I demand more attention!

Music is like a drug, but there are no rehabilitation centres.

I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.