I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

For the first time in my life the eternal 'I' becomes 'we', as, finally, I can get on with someone.

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love.

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?