I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

I just feel that when all is said and done, I am not insane.

Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

Even though I've been reasonably well known for quite a long time, I still can't get a record on daytime radio or on MTV.

I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full. And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to.

I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press.