The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.

I am attracted to humans. But, of course... not many.

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.