Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.

Nature is a language - can't you read?