Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

Although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

There's more to life than books you know, but not much more.

I began to go to concerts when I was 12 years old. And I would stand there, the small imp that I was, and I would expect the world to be laid before me by these artists, and in some cases it was. So when I climbed onto the stage, I always imagined that I was singing to somebody who was similar to how I had been.

I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

We Hate William and Kate