That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

I think perhaps I touch on a different passion in people. It’s not simple the passion of rock ‘n’ roll rebellion - it’s more romantic than sexual.