When you sleep I will creep Into your thoughts Like a bad debt That you can't pay Take the easy way and give in!

The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family.

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.