I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.
War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.
There's more to life than books you know, but not much more.
This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.
If you love animals, obviously it doesn't make sense to hurt them.
I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.