I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

If you respect or love animals you could never eat them. It's that simple

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.

Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'.