I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.