Whenever I’d over­hear how people found me to be ‘a bit much’ (which is the gentle way of say­ing the word ‘unbear­able’), I under­stood why. To myself I would say: Well, yes of course I’m a bit much — if I weren’t, I would not be lit up by so many lights.

Well, I am an extremely beautiful person.

You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.