Whenever I’d over­hear how people found me to be ‘a bit much’ (which is the gentle way of say­ing the word ‘unbear­able’), I under­stood why. To myself I would say: Well, yes of course I’m a bit much — if I weren’t, I would not be lit up by so many lights.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

It's so tedious that everyone must be defined.

They said they respect me, which means, their judgment is crazy.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.