The monarchy is foremost a business, and it's important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless 'royal' family.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

You either approve of violence or you don't, and nothing on earth is more violent or extreme than the meat industry.

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

Disappointment came to me, and booted me, and bruised and hurt me, but that's how people grow up.