I said the same things to Axl [Rose] that everyone said to me when me and Joe Perry were fighting.

I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.

I ran into Axl [Rose] at a club some year ago and told him he's crazy, we all miss them, and he needs to get the band back together.

I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts.

You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.

Once upon a time . . .” “In the beginning was . . .” That’s the way it always starts off. Every story, gospel, history, chronicle, myth, legend, folktale, or old wives’ tale blues riff begins with “Woke up this mornin’. . . .

My toes are all squished. During an operation, they had to take nerves out.