Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

Personally, I don't endorse the notion of mortality. It's fine for other folk, but I disapprove of the concept for me and my loved ones.

You kill people you hate or you kill in rage or you kill to get even, but you don't kill someone you're indifferent to.

When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.

I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.

I know there are people who believe you should forgive and forget. For the record, I'd like to say I'm a big fan of forgiveness as long as I'm given the opportunity to get even first.

It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.