Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

Pretending to be 'normal' is a lot harder than you think.

Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

Too much virtue has a corrupting effect.

Perhaps when we're forced to forfeit what we own, we lose any sentimental associations. Perhaps pawning our valuables frees us in the same way a house fire destroys not only our worldly goods, but our attachment to what's gone.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.