Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

I know there are people who believe you should forgive and forget. For the record, I'd like to say I'm a big fan of forgiveness as long as I'm given the opportunity to get even first.

There's a certain class of people who will do you in and then remain completely mystified by the depth of your pain.

Age plays cruel tricks on the human face; all our repressed feelings become visible on the surface, where they harden like a mask.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

I attended the University of Louisville my freshman year, transferred to what was then Western Kentucky State Teachers College for my sophomore and junior years, and then graduated from the University of Louisville in the summer of 1961.

Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there.