If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

grief is an illness I can't recover from.

People who've had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they're bland... An unhappy childhood compels you to use your imagination to create a world in which you can be happy. Use your old grief. That's the gift you're given.

Pretending to be 'normal' is a lot harder than you think.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

The hard thing about death is that nothing ever changes. The hard thing about life is that nothing stays the same.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.