Smile. It gives your face something to do.

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between being cautious and being dead.

It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.

Pay minimum wage, you get minimum work. Nobody seems to get that.

I only get writer's block about once a day.

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates.

grief is an illness I can't recover from.