Smile. It gives your face something to do.

It's been my observation, after years in the [insurance] business, that a certain percent of the population simply can't resist the urge to cheat.

Who knows what part we play in other people's dreams?

After my years in Hollywood, I got tired of apologizing for work that really wasn't mine to begin with.

What could smell better than supper being cooked by someone else?

Personally, I'd rather grow old alone than in the company of anyone I've met so far. I don't experience myself as lonely, incomplete, or unfulfilled, but I don't talk about that much. It seems to piss people off--especially men. (Kinsey Millhone)

Pay enough for anything and it passes for taste.