Pay minimum wage, you get minimum work. Nobody seems to get that.

The hard thing about death is that nothing ever changes. The hard thing about life is that nothing stays the same.

Ghosts don't haunt us. That's not how it works. They're present among us because we won't let go of them." "I don't believe in ghosts," I said, faintly. "Some people can't see the color red. That doesn't mean it isn't there," she replied.

The beauty of word processing, God bless my word processor, is that it keeps the plotting very fluid. The prose becomes like a liquid that you can manipulate at will. In the old days, when I typed, every piece of typing paper was like cast in concrete.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

Life was reduced to its four basic elements: air, food, drink, and a good friend.

The critical lessons in life hold sway whether you like it or not.