He might be a man without character, but she was a woman without courage. Of the two, which was worse?

Lying contains the same hostile elements as a practical joke in that the 'victim' ends up looking foolish in his own eyes and laughable in everyone else's.

People in California seem to age at a different rate than the rest of the country. Maybe it's the passion for diet and exercise, maybe the popularity of cosmetic surgery. Or maybe we're afflicted with such a horror of aging that we've halted the process psychically.

Insecure people have a special sensitivity for anything that finally confirms their own low opinion of themselves.

It is a truth of human nature that we can ponder life's mysteries for only so long before we lose interest and move on to something else.

Pay minimum wage, you get minimum work. Nobody seems to get that.

Sometimes I claim I write because I put in an application at Sears and they've never called back.