It is a truth of human nature that we can ponder life's mysteries for only so long before we lose interest and move on to something else.

In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.

The hard thing about death is that nothing ever changes. The hard thing about life is that nothing stays the same.

I only get writer's block about once a day.

I made the rules I figured I could be the one to break them. I thought I would write about xenophobia, a hatred of foreigners. After I stated writing the story there was not a foreigner to be had. I did not want to just stick one in there so I could get a title out of it since it seemed like cheating. I never figured out how I could get out of this dilemma so I just called it X and weaved X traits into the story.

People talk about dysfunctional families; I've never seen any other kind.

I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.