As long as I'm having fun, I'm not quitting.
If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.
I have a huge problem with pornography.
I have a fantasy that might be fun. Why don't we try it?
Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about sex. Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it.
If you don't know about it, you can't get it.