If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.
Females do not have orgasms every time they have sex.
As long as I'm having fun, I'm not quitting.
I have a fantasy that might be fun. Why don't we try it?
Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about sex. Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it.
It's sad that the most glorious of sexual experiences can make us feel guilty, ashamed, embarrassed, and abnormal.