Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

Chasing after a guy who's not interested in you will rip the hell out of your self-respect. Better to face facts now because the longer you put it off, the harder it'll be.

The door closed behind her (Phoebe), and the two men regarded each other for a moment. Viktor spoke first. "I must have your promise, Coach, that you won't hurt her." Dan: "I won't." Viktor: "You spoke a little too quickly for my taste. I don't quite believe you." Dan: "I'm a man of my word, and I promise I won't hurt her." He flexed his hands. "When I murder her, I'll do it real quick so she won't feel a thing." Viktor sighed. "That's exactly what I was afraid of.

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?