Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

In case you still haven't figured it out, he loves you. Your tiger will be back in the morning, and you can thank me anytime. Now, do I have to paint another picture for you, or do you think you can take it from here by yourself without screwing up?

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.