You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

Celebrate the success of others. High tide floats all ships.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only thing we have in common.

...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody who's got the power to fire me if my underwear doesn't make it all the way to the hamper." She repressed a smile. "I'm sympathetic to your problem, but I'm not selling the team just so you can be a slob." "Somehow I didn't expect you would.