wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?' As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.

There's nothing sexier in a man than intelligence.

Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.