I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I'm not getting rid of Pooh." "See, there you go being antagonistic. Marriage means learning to compromise." "I didn't say I wouldn't compromise. I promise to take the ribbon out of her topknot before you walk her.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.

...Any fool can love somebody who's perfect, somebody who does everything right. But that doesn't stretch your soul. Your soul only gets stretched when you can still love somebody after they've hurt you.