She glared at him. "You're doing it again." "What?" "That thing that irritates me." "Smiling?" "Yes. That.

Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn’t love her back?

Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

If you think I'm going to cry all over your chest because you don't feel the same way, you're wrong. I don't beg for anybody's love.

If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however, this is the only way.

There was something missing inside me I was trying to fill up, but I went about doing it the wrong way. But there sure isn't anything missing inside me now, because you're there.