Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!

I can’t chitchat and make breakfast at the same time. You could help, you know, instead of standing there like the Queen of England. Although you’re a lot better-looking.

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

Celebrate the success of others. High tide floats all ships.

"Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense." "Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion."

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except somehow he knew they smelled just like Lady Emma.