Nobody else can demean me. I can only demean myself

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

It was a kiss made in lonely dreams. A kiss that took its time. A kiss that felt so right she couldn't remember all the reasons it was wrong.

Who needs food? Your smile alone is enough to nourish me for weeks.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Before you go anywhere, Mr. Football Player,” Nita said, “I want to know exactly what your intentions are toward my Blue.

In case you still haven't figured it out, he loves you. Your tiger will be back in the morning, and you can thank me anytime. Now, do I have to paint another picture for you, or do you think you can take it from here by yourself without screwing up?