You try spending six months sitting at somebody's bedside, waiting for them to die and then tell me that the happy-ending love story isn't one of God's good gifts.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.

I married a damned cereal killer

No marshmallows. "I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control?" "I'm sure it's just a fluke" "Doesn't make any difference whether it's a fluke or not. It shouldn't have happened. When a person buys a box of lucky charms he's got expectations

Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head.