It runs in the family. And don't expect me to be ashamed. Yankees lock away loony relatives, but down here, we prop 'em up on parade floats and march 'em through the middle of town.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

I married a damned cereal killer

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

You lit into me last night. You said what I did was stupid. - That's what my head said. But my heart... My stupid heart... Her voice broke. It was singing.