Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.

[Kenny] leaned back against the counter and studied the other man. “So Dex, how’s come you’re still alive to tell the tale?” Dexter wiped up a small coffee spill, the sat on the stool next to Torie. “All I’m prepared to say is that your sister and I slept together, and, since I compromised her, I intend to marry her.” Torie dropped her forehead and banged it three times against the countertop. “You are such a geek.” “Doesn’t sound like she’s too enthusiastic about it,” Kenny said.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character... -annabelle granger

So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either." "My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.