Figure out what depletes you creatively and get it out out of your life. (This doesn't apply to spouse and kids.) Give yourself permission to put garbage on the screen. A lot of days it's the only way you'll be able to keep going. You can clean it up later.

There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character... -annabelle granger