Figure out what depletes you creatively and get it out out of your life. (This doesn't apply to spouse and kids.) Give yourself permission to put garbage on the screen. A lot of days it's the only way you'll be able to keep going. You can clean it up later.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living?" "I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying yet?" "I wasn't crying! And I wish you were a hitman because, if I had money, I'd hire you right this minute to knock yourself off.

In case you still haven't figured it out, he loves you. Your tiger will be back in the morning, and you can thank me anytime. Now, do I have to paint another picture for you, or do you think you can take it from here by yourself without screwing up?

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.