At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

I guess we're oil and water. (Phoebe) I'd say we're more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to be. Besides, people remember the villain long after they’ve forgotten the hero.

Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.

You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.